Queer & Utter: Glitzy

Last nights episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was one giant winner winner chicken dinner. There was never any doubt that Honey Boo Boo and her go go juice were gonna fucking win, but Alana totally upped the game when this conversation went down with her sister Pumpkin (there is just way too much win in this show to handle) about her new piglet. Yes. Piglet. It’s the south people. To her pig defense, Paris Hilton has one too, AND Brittany Murphy had one in Uptown Girls. Though I suppose there is no better gift to be gotten than a baby sloth. Right Kristen Bell?

Anyway. What was said:

Pumpkin: “Yeah, but your pig’s not going to be gay.”

Honey Boo Boo: “It can if he wants to be, you can’t tell that pig what to do!”

Oh? What’s that? Is that the sound of a 6 year old making more sense then most people on the planet. Yeah. It is.

Said tea cup piglet (give me one now) is a boy, but Alana wanted a girl so she’s like hey hey hey hey hey I don’t care what these chicks say my pig is just going to be gay.

Gay. Teacup pig. Living in the back woods of Georgia. #forallthemoneyalex

But wait. It gets better. She names Mr. Pig Glitzy and proceeds to defend his sexuality for most of the episode.

Future. Fag. Hag. In. Training.

So much love Honey Boo Boo. So. Much